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Friday, March 24, 2006

Phoenix Surf Make... A Pixel Site! What a surprise.

Well, in their quest for extra revenue streams it seems that all the big new Autosurfers are jumping on the pixel bandwagon. Fair enough, it’s good for us the user and it gives advertisers a little extra incentive too… It seems that each generation of autosurfer takes one step further…

Phoenix-Surf are the guys now jumping on the bandwagon and they have a competition as well. Here’s the update:

“Dear Members,

It is time for some announcements that you have all been waiting for. As many of you know, our pixel site is finished. We have received a tremendous response regarding this program but I would like to take this time to explain how pixel sites work.

Pixel sites serve as “Virtual Billboards” for your website. You will have the opportunity to purchase a bllock of pixels to advertise a website of your choosing. As the volume of traffic increases to our site, your “billboard” will be seen by thousands of potential clients/referrals across the globe. Pixel advertising has the potential to dramatically increase the traffic rating of your site. Now, as many of you know based on our Phoenixsurf.com site, traffic = money in the internet world. As members of NME, you have become a part of this world. Because of this, we are going to help you take advantage of every trend and marketing tool that will help to improve your business.

Now, most of our members were extremely excited about the above information and we could have stopped there. But as we all know, here at NME we always take it one step further. Not only are we gong to help you increase the traffic to your website and pay you for referring others to the site, we are going to offer the biggest prizes in the industry! Once a page fills up, we will offer a variety of prizes to the member who purchased a “prize pixel”. We will get deeper into the mechanics of this later, but for now let’s discuss the prizes, including a 2006 Dodge Viper!

Once the Bronze page (.10 per pixel) fills up, we will be giving out:

1. 20 Video iPods: View your own videos, or watch music videos and TV shows you can purchase from the iTunes Music Store.
2. 20 Sony PSPs: The PSP boasts a 16:9 widescreen TFT LCD that displays over 16 million colors. You’ve never seen your games with such clarity and detail, with high-quality, full-motion video. It comes equipped with inputs and outputs including USB 2.0 and 802.11b (Wi-Fi) wireless LAN. Now you can be connected to your PC and the wireless network.
*3. As the grand prize we have hidden 1, 2006 Yamaha Raptor 700R under one of the pixel blocks in the pixel grid. The most powerful, sharpest handling raptor ever built! All-new, fuel-injected and packing serious hardware, this one’s built to rule the off-road roost.

Once the Silver page (.25 per pixel) fills up, we will be giving out:

1. 10 Video iPods: View your own videos, or watch music videos and TV shows you can purchase from the iTunes Music Store.
2. 10 Sony PSPs: The PSP boasts a 16:9 widescreen TFT LCD that displays over 16 million colors. You’ve never seen your games with such clarity and detail, with high-quality, full-motion video. It comes equipped with inputs and outputs including USB 2.0 and 802.11b (Wi-Fi) wireless LAN. Now you can be connected to your PC and the wireless network.
3. 6 Mac Minis: We have hidden 6 Apple Mac Minis throughout the Pixel Grid. Looks Small, Acts Huge. The Mac that redefined what you can expect from a compact, affordable computer does it again. Mac mini now features the revolutionary Intel Core processors, more expansion options, and a new way to command your digital life - all in the same amazingly compact package. Powered by the Intel Core Duo processor plus a whole new system architecture, the new Mac mini delivers up to 4x the speed of the previous model.
4. 2 Acer Ferrari 3200 laptops: In 2003 Acer became an official supplier to the legendary Scuderia Ferrari Formula One (F1) team, meeting its IT needs with notebooks, PCs, servers and monitors. Acer celebrates that partnership with the Ferrari 3000 notebook, boasting wireless connectivity, dedicated video graphics plus generously sized memory and hard drive.
5. We have hidden 2 15″ 2 GHz Apple MacBook Pro laptops throughout the Pixel Grid: MacBook Pro is the first Mac notebook built upon the revolutionary new Intel Core Duo. It’s actually two processors built into a single chip - which makes this by far the biggest leap in mobile Mac power you’ve ever seen. 4 times faster than 15-inch PowerBook G4 with 1.67GHz PowerPC.
6. We have hidden 2 Apple 23-inch Cinema HD displays throughout the Pixel Grid: The widescreen Apple Cinema Display offers a natural format for arranging documents the way your brain processes them.
Specs:
1920 x 1200 optimal resolution
16.7 million colors
DVI Display Connector
2 port USB 2.0 Hub
2 FireWire 400 ports
7. Grand Prize: As the grand prize we have hidden 1, 2006 Honda Civic SI under one of the pixel blocks in the pixel grid. Set free the all-new 2006 Civic Si and hold on tight. Because the car that redefined the modern sport-compact revolution now runs on pure i-VTEC® adrenaline. At the center of this revolutionary masterpiece lives the powerful 197-horsepower 2.0-liter K20 engine that screams performance. Add in a close-ratio, 6-speed manual transmission, sportier suspension and road-hugging standard 17″ wheels, and the 2006 Civic Si is ready for anything your race-driven brain can muster up. The 20th-anniversary Civic Si is loaded with hi-tech performance and attitude. And it’s waiting for your go.

Once the Gold page (.50 per pixel) fills up, we will be giving out:

1. 10 video iPods: own videos, or watch music videos and TV shows you can purchase from the iTunes Music Store.
2. 10 Sony PSPs: We have hidden 10 Sony PSPs throughout the Pixel Grid. The PSP boasts a 16:9 widescreen TFT LCD that displays over 16 million colors. You’ve never seen your games with such clarity and detail, with high-quality, full-motion video. It comes equipped with inputs and outputs including USB 2.0 and 802.11b (Wi-Fi) wireless LAN. Now you can be connected to your PC and the wireless network.
3. We have hidden 5 Acer Ferrari 3200 laptops throughout the Pixel Grid: In 2003 Acer became an official supplier to the legendary Scuderia Ferrari Formula One (F1) team, meeting its IT needs with notebooks, PCs, servers and monitors. Acer celebrates that partnership with the Ferrari 3000 notebook, boasting wireless connectivity, dedicated video graphics plus generously sized memory and hard drive.
4. We have hidden 4 Apple 23-inch Cinema HD displays throughout the Pixel Grid. The widescreen Apple Cinema Display offers a natural format for arranging documents the way your brain processes them.
Specs:
1920 x 1200 optimal resolution
16.7 million colors
DVI Display Connector
2 port USB 2.0 Hub
2 FireWire 400 ports
5. We have hidden 2 Samsung SP-R4232 42-inch Plasma Tv/Monitors throughout the Pixel Grid.

Your Partner in Success,
Jonathan Mikula
CEO, NME”

The important news here is that I, Chancer, can win a 2006 Dodge Viper. Yes please, how much to get it to Australia!

Let us all declare today “Get Chancer a Dodge Viper day.”

Phoenix Surf.

It’s great isn’t it, everyone seems to be one-upping everyone else on the quest for legitimacy!

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